That whole South Beach Diet thing while studying for the bar? Yeah. Dumb. Not that the diet plan is hard. It’s actually very user-friendly with no measuring and what-not, however, it does take the teensiest bit of forebrain space to plan a little to avoid eating hard boiled eggs 24/7 just because it’s easy.

I don’t have any forebrain space for rent. My forebrain is fully occupied with note cards, lectures and anxiety.

So I ditched dieting until after the bar. I felt like a quitter for oh, about 20 seconds, and then I happily pounced on an apple.